Успокойтесь, ребята, никто ни в чём не виноват. Наверно, хентай и гуро стали более доступными, тем более что разрезанные на части анимешные девочки выглядят очень даже симпатишна.
Сейчас я запощу два интервью от
2MD, которые нашёл на их офф майспейс страничке. Я ржал до слёз
Переводить не стал, т.к. считаю, что читать лучше в оригинале, ничего сверх сложного тут вроде нет.
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INTERVIEW BY KILLER ZINE (Thailand)!probably a fake zine!
Please give us a brief story of your band? HI PAS and hi to all the thai chicks who are reading this interview. We were born as a selfmade surgery group which made experiments on underage human beings , now we just use our victims not as a labrats but as a way of fun. And yeh... we also have a band called 2 minuta dreka.
What was the response of the people like?The people jerk off under our stage when we play and write us about their sexual satisfaction when they listen to our crap. Some female fans often send us their used panties. If you're a chick, contact us and we'll tell you our address!!
What are your lyrics talking about?We talk about how funny and exiting should be to tour in thailand and fuck every girls in this country.
Who or what's band are your influences?We are influenced by WHAM!, ABBA, THE QUEEN, VILLAGE PEOPLE, ROD STEWART, THRASH BRIGADE AND ELTON JOHN
Do you have anything else comming out soon?YEP, LOADS OF CUM!!!!!!!
What can you tell us about the new album?THE NEW ALBUM WILL SUCKS
How did you sign with subordinate prods?WE DECIDED TO JOIN INTO SUBORDINATE PROD BECAUSE OF THE GUY BEHIND THE LABEL PROMISED US A SEXUAL TOUR IN THAILAND
Do you play many live show?YES, EXPECIALLY IN YOUR MOMS BEDROOM
How's the scene in your area?WE DON'T KNOW, WE PLAY IN RED LIGHT CINEMAS ONLY
Do you about scene in Thai?I HEARD THAT THAILAND IS FULL OF CHEAP WHORES AND IF YOURE FROM THE WEST , YOU CAN ALSO FUCK FOR FREE SOMETIMES, I LOVE YOUR COUNTRY
Please tell us your top 10 cd's1 Robbie Williams : Intensive Care
2 Green Day : American Idiot
3 Coldplay : X&Y
4 Black Eyed Peas : Monkey Business
5 Kanye West : Late Registration
6 Franz Ferdinand : You Could Have It So Much Better
7 Gorillaz : Demon Days
8 Kelly Clarkson : Breakaway
9 Jack Johnson : In Between Dreams
10 Depeche Mode : Playing the Angel
A last word for Thai metalheadsMETAL SUCKS, FUCK YOU
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INTERVIEW BY OCCULTISM MAGAZINE (Peru)!fake rip off fanzine!
TELL ME THE OBSCURE CONCEPT OF THE BAND? AD WHAT IS THE IMPORTANT ELEMENT OF METAL?The concept is a mountain of crap sticked into your spic anus'mom. The important element of metal is that all the metalheads are a bunch of fucking cocksuckers diarrhea gurgling bitches
IN THE PICTUTRES OF THE SCENE UNDERGROUND, THE BAND ARE INASPECT OF BRUTALITY MAN, TELL ME?We love Magalli, Zingaretti and Jerry Scotti, they look so good with a baseball cap on their head
TELL ME A LITTLE HISTORY OF THE BAND?Which band?
DO YOU PRACTICE SOME KIND OF RITUALS?Yes before the show we jerk off all together making a circle pit with a cute japanese little princess in the middle of the circle. Then we cover her with our hot white love.
THE NEW LINE UP OF THE BAND?Me, 2 assholes and 1 baluba
DO YOU PRACTICE SOME KIND OF VISUAL ART IN YOUR CONCERT?huahuaahu what the hell are you talking about? do you really like that fag crap?
TELL ME YOUR INFLUENCES?Ether Parisi, Francesco Salvi and the Beatles
AND TELL ME ABOUT DEATH, GRIND, BLACK, DOOM, AND GIRLS?DEATH = gay
GRIND = nerd
BLACK = so gay
DOOM = so so gay
GIRLS = i love the smell of the pussy in the morning
TELL ME ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF THE HUMAN IN THE WORLD?I think you have a lot of time to waste
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SCENE IN YOUR COUNTRY?In Italy you can eat the best pizza in the world
TELL ME THE SCENE OF OTHERS COUNTRY AND THE BANDS IF YOU LIKE?The scene of others country and bands if you like
TELLME IF YOU HAVE PROMOTORS OF CONCERTS IN YOUR COUNTRY AND RADIOS SHOWS, AND LABELS, ZINES THAT HAVE APPORT TO THE SCENE METAL UNDERGROUND?, TELL ME THE NAME TO CONTACT AND SOME GREAT MAGAZINES, FANZINES OF YOUR COUNTRY? AND OTHERS?we dont have any kind of this shit, we write all on some little pieces of paper called "pizzini" that's all what we need, we are closer with Romania
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR FUTURE PROJECTS?Im going to jerk me off on your sister's ass pic if you will be so gentle to send me one.
HEY MAN HOW MANY COPIES OD CDS ARE YOU DISTRI ON THE WORLD?1 for me and 3 for the other guys in the band
AND TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CDS PRODUCTS?we sell fake porn cd-rs
TELL ME ABOUT THE TOURS OF THE WORLD?tours of the world is when you make a lot of shows all around the world, it takes probably 1 year or less for 1 tour only
AND IF YOU LISTEN SOME HORDES OF PERU?From peru? heh.. the only thing i listen from peru is some bitches searching for a job here as nanny or for cleaning my toilet
TELL ME IF YOU KNOW THE SCENE FROM PERU , OR SOUTH AMERICA?I heard that in south america is full of low cost whores, and lots of those are underage. The matter is that is also full of shemales. But i tell you man, i'd like to vist Mexico, i guess there're a lot of funny, drunk and trashy people over there
YOUR LAST COMENT?Learn some english and eat less tacos, and dont ask these shitty questions the next time please
THANKS FOR YOUR ANSWER AND TELL SOMETHING TO ALL THE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS INTERVIEW OF OCCULTISM MAGAZINE!!!!!!!You suck
Отредактировал Meat Zombie , дата: 24-е Августа 2008-го, 11:29 --------------
Don't start a fucking band, way too many people start bands and the scene is totally oversaturated. STOP! ©